You are seriously more of a teenage girl than I am. Every time you post on Facebook or Instagram or tumblr or freaking speak I just want to say, “quit your bitching”. Stop being such a drama queen and maybe you’ll get a girlfriend worth keeping!
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real